Life can be queer sometimes. Upon a second thought, life can be queer most of the times. Upon a third thought, life is queer most of the times. Allow me to drop the verb 'can' for it merely explains that life has the ability to be queer but the fact is that life is queer most of the times. So it is, the second interpretation of the verb can is, thus, dropped. ( The word can has two forms, one noun and two verbs) Infact, why am I even bothering to ask you to allow me to drop the word can? Think about my predicament, while I write this post you are not here. So I am finding it hard to ask you to allow me to drop the word can.I assume that you were going to allow me to drop the word. So I drop it anyway even before you have been asked by me to allow me to drop the word can. Thus does it make sense for me to ask you to allow me to drop the word? Wait, do not run away. I'll answer that. No, I won't, I am digressing too much from what I started to seek.
Ok so we start again- Life can, oops, is queer sometimes, oops, most of the times. I know you are a little worried about the fequent, ok I accept, excessive use of punctuation. Punctuation, you see, is a wonderful invention in English language. It allows you to string multiple ideas in a single sentence. Thus giving sentences the panache each sentnce deserves. Puntuation... Ok ok look I have digressed again from what I started to seek.
Ok we start again- Life can, oops, is queer sometimes, oops...what the hell...I am going to digress anyway so why start. I express my heartiest thanks to you for allowing me to drop the word can. It is very important to be polite, you see. You know being polite....Ufff Ufff Ufff I am digressing. Life is queer, no matter what I do I always digress. I am sure you do too, may be to a different degree. Please agree with me for it will make me feel less lonely. You see being lonely is not a good thing because...Ahhhhhh!!!! I am digressing AGAIN. Life is indeed queer.
Ok so we start again- Life can, oops, is queer sometimes, oops, most of the times. I know you are a little worried about the fequent, ok I accept, excessive use of punctuation. Punctuation, you see, is a wonderful invention in English language. It allows you to string multiple ideas in a single sentence. Thus giving sentences the panache each sentnce deserves. Puntuation... Ok ok look I have digressed again from what I started to seek.
Ok we start again- Life can, oops, is queer sometimes, oops...what the hell...I am going to digress anyway so why start. I express my heartiest thanks to you for allowing me to drop the word can. It is very important to be polite, you see. You know being polite....Ufff Ufff Ufff I am digressing. Life is queer, no matter what I do I always digress. I am sure you do too, may be to a different degree. Please agree with me for it will make me feel less lonely. You see being lonely is not a good thing because...Ahhhhhh!!!! I am digressing AGAIN. Life is indeed queer.
4 comments:
Child, please do a part 2 of this post... i am very curious to know WHY you think life is queer....
and also - thank you very much for proliferating my blog with your comments :-) it was most enjoyable:-)
sheer queer. one query... when we're always running around in circles, as your SoC seems to lead one to conclude, why bother beginning the contemplation? :P
the fruitlessness of it all!
vicious circle anand. You digress to come back from where you started.
I think this is what economics has done to u!!! keep away from jourals,papers,books and newspapers!!! Thou shall come out of this 'disease' :)A very very nice one..
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